Who's Child is this?

I thought I'd post my re-make of the popular Christmas song 'What Child is this?' which I wrote awhile back, during our first Christmas with our newborn Isaac.

Who’s Child is This?!
(to the Christmas tune of 'What Child is this?')
by W. Peter Freund

Who’s child is this, who made a mess
On mommy’s lap while eating
Much drool secretes, though he’s so sweet
While parents are kept from sleeping

This, this is Isaac Freund
Who shepherds farts while nur-r-sing
Haste, haste to wake up dad
The babe, our son is leaking!

Why cries he such to keep mom awake?!
And cause the cats to go fleeing
Good Christian, fear: for stinker’s here
The silent poops are proceeding

This, this is Isaac Freund

Puts cats on guard when he does scream

Great, great he’s soiled his wad

So cute, it’s sort of scary

So bring him lactose, milk, in breast
Come, daddy, please, and take him
In living room as he softly swings
As Danica sleeps without him.